We let the numbers pick. They picked a fish-man, a silent movie and a dystopian death match. The 2010s were a strange decade for love.
Number one is a love story where nobody stays together. Fight me.
- 8
A fish-man romance, played completely straight, and it works.
Reported $19.3 to 19.5 million budget, $195 million worldwide, CinemaScore A+. Audiences fell for the guy with gills, no questions asked. The villain is a cartoon, though.
- 7
The first hour is perfect. The second hour drags.
$439.9 million worldwide on a reported $36M budget. Lady Gaga carries it. The back half sags, which is why the Guru's Take stops at 8.2.
- 6
Charming postcard, thinner than its 8.7 score suggests.
93% on Rotten Tomatoes, but the Guru's Take is 7.3. It's a pretty stroll past famous dead writers, light as a croissant and about as filling.
- 5
Yes, a Hunger Games movie belongs on a romance list.
Audiences beat critics here, 90th vs 82nd percentile, and 787,173 IMDb votes is the biggest crowd on this list. The love triangle is still the weakest part.
- 4
Best-made movie on this list. Guru's Take agrees: 8.9.
Metacritic 91. Gerwig's timeline shuffle makes an old story feel brand new. Only knock: the jumps between years can lose anyone who skipped the book.
- 3
A silent movie in 2011 shouldn't work. It mostly does.
9.2 movie.guru score on a reported $15M budget. The charm is real, but the gimmick runs thin by the end, hence a Guru's Take of 8.0.
- 2
The slowest summer ever filmed, and that's the whole point.
Made for a reported $3.5M, grossed about $73 million worldwide, Metacritic 94. The pace will test anyone who needs something to happen before the hour mark.
- 1
The best romance of the decade is a divorce movie.
9.4 movie.guru score, Metacritic 94, and it barely saw theaters, grossing $333,686 worldwide. A love story told from the wreckage. Bring tissues, skip the date night.
Change my mind. Rank these from most to least romantic. Wrong answers only.
$263.47 says someone in the comments calls #1 a breakup movie, not a romance, within ten minutes.
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