Same unstoppable pursuit, same metal dread, strong movie.guru scores. Seven of these are easy calls. One of them starts a fight in the comments.
Number one beats a certain 1991 sequel on paper. You will be mad.
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A metal-armed assassin who never stops walking. Sound familiar?
Same bones: a silent killer stalks the hero through a city and shrugs off everything. 8.7 movie.guru score. The finale is mostly flying aircraft carriers yelling at each other.
- 7
The best chase movie almost nobody paid to see.
A tiny crew runs from a polite, relentless hunter. It made $25.5M domestic, yet audiences rate it above 93% of movies. The crowd that showed up was right.
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Man plus machine, minus the murder. Still counts.
The friendly flip of the cyborg idea: a guy builds his armor in a cave. 9.0 movie.guru score, $585.8M worldwide. The final boss fight is its weakest stretch.
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Same Cameron, bigger mechs, thinner script.
Military hardware, a grunt villain played by Stephen Lang, and machines that stomp. $2.92B worldwide. The plot is a hand-me-down, which is why the Guru's Take stops at 8.0.
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The most Terminator plot a superhero movie ever borrowed.
Machines hunt survivors in a wrecked future, so someone goes back to stop it. That's the pitch. 8.8 movie.guru score, $746M worldwide. The timeline math gives you a headache.
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Audiences gave it a B+. They were wrong.
One long pursuit through a dead world, the original's engine at full throttle. CinemaScore B+, Guru's Take 9.5. The plot fits on a napkin, on purpose.
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The sequel that made the original look like a rehearsal.
Same director, same Arnold, now the machine is the bodyguard. A+ CinemaScore, $518.9M worldwide, Guru's Take 9.6. The kid's slang has aged like milk in a hot car.
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Aliens beats T2. The math agrees. Fight me.
Same director, same dread, tough soldiers outmatched by something that won't stop. Its 9.4 movie.guru score tops T2's 9.3 on an $18.5M reported budget. The slow opening is the price.
Change my mind. Rank these from most to least Terminator. Wrong answers only.
$1,084 says you comment "T2, obviously" before you finish reading the Aliens entry.
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