Critics brought clipboards. Audiences brought popcorn and lungs. Eight sports movies where the crowd won by a mile, and I'm sitting in the cheap seats with them.
Number one is the cheesiest pick here, and I'll defend it forever.
- 8
Critics gave it a polite B. The crowd handed it the podium.
The crowd ranked it above 93% of movies, critics above 68%. It made $634M worldwide. The racing is the argument; the plot is just the pit stop between laps.
- 7
The comeback Rocky. Critics shrugged, crowds stood up.
Metacritic 57, basically a polite nod. It still pulled $124M domestic on a reported $17M budget. The story is thin, but audiences know a comeback when they see one.
- 6
Nearly as good as the original. Critics called it a rerun.
Metacritic 61 treats it like leftovers. On a reported $7M budget it made $85M domestic. Same fight, sure. The crowd wanted the rematch and got it.
- 5
Gyllenhaal's best physical role. Critics never got past the script.
RT 59%, Metacritic 57. Audiences gave it an A CinemaScore and a 7.3 on IMDb. The plot is a greatest-hits album of boxing cliches, and he still lands every round.
- 4
Critics underrated this dog movie by a full leash.
Critics placed it above 41% of movies. Audiences, 84%, plus an A CinemaScore. Mark Wahlberg shares the poster with a scruffy dog, and the dog steals it. Fair trade.
- 3
An A+ CinemaScore doesn't happen by accident. Crowd wins.
Metacritic 53 against a 92% audience beat and $256M domestic on a reported $29M. Is it tidy and sentimental? Absolutely. Families still packed theaters for it.
- 2
The best golf comedy ever made. Yes, I said it.
Metacritic gave it a 31. Over 313,000 IMDb voters gave it a 7.0. It made $38.8M domestic on a reported $12M, and you've absolutely tried that swing.
- 1
The best Rocky movie. Not the deepest. The best.
Critics put it above 19% of movies. Audiences, 72%. It made $300M worldwide on a reported $28M. It's mostly montages, and that is the entire point.
Change my mind. Rank these from most to least robbed by critics. Wrong answers get a training montage.
$814 says you start a Rocky marathon tonight and tap out before the snow montage.
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